Thursday, November 01, 2007

Popbitch - "Crouching tiger, leaping lemur"

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- David Beckham... on Scientology
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* Dangerous animal definitions
* Marilyn Monroe: some like it cold
* Charts: Leona Lewis still number one
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We reported a rumour that the print version of
the NME was to close. We have been assured by
NME, and accept that any such rumour is entirely
false and there is no such plan in place or in
contemplation. We apologise to the publishers
of the NME for this inaccuracy.
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>> Big Questions <<>> Sound pets << href="http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/" target="_blank" onclick="onClickUnsafeLink(event);">http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com


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Alyson Hannigan, who played Willow Rosenberg on
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, has a species of sea slug
named after her - Alderia Willowi.
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>> Gere shift <<>> Stop. Lemur time << href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Hapalemur_aureus.jpg" target="_blank" onclick="onClickUnsafeLink(event);">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Hapalemur_aureus.jpg

2. Gentle Lemur - In!
Obviously a good pet because they're very clean.
See him washing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J013-G4HyzQ

3. Leaping Lemur - Out!
Why? Because it can leap 30m in one bound.
Like in Crouching Tiger, Leaping Lemur.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2LCMhSxjWE

FYI: The word lemur is derived from the Latin word
lemures, meaning "spirits of the night".


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Not only is there a Dry Cleaners at Staines station
called Stains, there is a Dry Cleaners in Turnham
Green called Turn'em Clean.
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Swotty Greg Rusedski has been practicing his ice-
skating on the public rink in Bayswater. (So get
your bets on him ready for Dancing On Ice.)
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>> Lady Annabelle plays ball <<>> Titi monkey << href="http://www.cbc.ca/aih/STEAM/2005/monkey2.jpg" target="_blank" onclick="onClickUnsafeLink(event);">http://www.cbc.ca/aih/STEAM/2005/monkey2.jpg


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Jim Bacon was the late Premier of Tasmania. His
wife was called Honey.
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>> Posh pop << href="http://www.myspace.com/bbbrunes" target="_blank" onclick="onClickUnsafeLink(event);">http://www.myspace.com/bbbrunes


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At the Bloc Party/Electric Proms gig on Saturday
Miquita Oliver was refused bar service as she had no
ID and the bartender thought she looked 16.
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Scariest record of the year?
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It's over for another year, so enjoy Halloween
Dogs for the last time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6UoVlfGnv8

Fab dresses from Ichi, funky jackets from Lulu
& Red and fun tees from Junk Food. Order
today and save 15% with your "otters" code.
(Lovehearts included in every order.)
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Careful - this game is addictive. Just
get to the other side...
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Dad's-Dead Nicki v Rhydian: the Drama Druid.
X-factor betting tips:
link http://www.popbet.com/


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Old Jokes Home:
Q: What's the difference between a bull and
Simply Red?

A: The bull has the horns at the front and
the arsehole at the back.


Still Bored:
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guitar tournament? Air Guitar Nation in the cinema
next week. Find out more and get yourself
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